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  1.                                            
  2.  Co robisz? Pisac nie umiesz?              
  3.            - klawiatura.                   
  4.  Nie masz wyczucia w palcach?              
  5.             [ !! ]                         
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  11.         Uwaga !!!                          
  12.  Incorrect DOS version!                    
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  14.          [ OK ]                            
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  16.         Uwaga !!!                            
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  21.           Uwaga !!!                        
  22.  Wykryto nieznany procesor!                
  23.         Intel  80986                       
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  25.            [ OK ]                          
  26.           Uwaga !!!                          
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  32.  Nie rozumiem cie!  Mozesz powtorzyc?      
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  34.                 [ OK ]                     
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  41.          Uwaga !!!                         
  42.  Odlacz mysz! Mam kota!!!                  
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  44.           [ OK ]                           
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  46.          Uwaga !!!                           
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  52.  Do not be worry!                          
  53.    Be happy !!!                            
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  62.  Myslisz, ze to co robisz jast zabawne ?!? 
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  64.           [ Tak ]          [ Nie ]         
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  71.                Uwaga !!!                   
  72.  Brak papieru toaletowego w drukarce !     
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  74.                 [ OK ]                     
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  76.                Uwaga !!!                     
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  81.           Uwaga !!!                        
  82.  W systemie wykryto ducha !                
  83.    Wezwij GHOSTBUSTERS !!!                 
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  85.            [ OK ]                          
  86.           Uwaga !!!                          
  87.                                              
  88.           GHOSTBUSTERS                       
  89.                                              
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  91.                 Uwaga !!!                  
  92.  Brak warstwy magnetycznej na dysku   :    
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  94.                  [ OK ]                    
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  96.                 Uwaga !!!                    
  97.                                      c:      
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  102.  Prosze nie palic! Dziekuje.               
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  104.             [ OK ]                         
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  111.                 Uwaga !!!                  
  112.  W stacji A: wykryto dwie dyskietki !!!    
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  114.                  [ OK ]                    
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  116.                 Uwaga !!!                    
  117.           A:                                 
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  122.  W jaki sposob udalo ci sie wlozyc         
  123.   dyskietke 5.25 do napedu 3.5 ?           
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  125.               [ !? ]                       
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  132.      Chce byc sexi !!!                     
  133.  Wlej mi Pepsi do napedu B:                
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  135.            [ OK ]                          
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  138.                          B:                  
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  142.       Jestem glodny !!!                    
  143.  Wloz hamburgera do napedu A:              
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  145.             [ OK ]                         
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  148.                            A:                
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  152.  Tak ci sie tylko wydaje !!!               
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  154.            [ OK ]                          
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  162.  Jestem tego samego zdania!                
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  164.            [ OK ]                          
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